What I think about in my spare time...

[bluegargantua]

Hi,

OK, so imagine that Great Cthulhu has a head cold. The worst head cold you can imagine.

Now imagine the blasphemous creature blowing his nose...er...tentacles....

Is there any Earth-born kleenex that could withstand Mighty Cthulhu's non-Euclidian mucus?

Tremble and fear, mortals. Tremble and fear.
Tom

p.s. Also, thunder and lighting. In November. The heck?!?

Comments

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

-But . . . Cthulhu has no nose!

[bluegargantua]

That's what makes it more horrific.

Tom

[qarylla.livejournal.com]

Umm, Miskatonic Regional Elementary (dark ages ago) involved myself on D.L. making a goo monster for show and tell. It's a start to what could be a very horrifying path...

[robotnik.livejournal.com]

"How does he smell?"

"Terrible!"

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

"Like a sperm whale that's been locked up in a non-Euclidean cave for vigintillions of years."

[da-popa.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I think cheesecloth could handle it.

I have no proof, but it is obviously something I Was Not Meant To Know. ;-)