I wish...

[bluegargantua]

...Dell shipped a machine with 200 gigs of meticulously organized porn striped to a three disk RAID....

*sigh*
Tom

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[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Eh, it would be Dell porn, though, and woefully generic or a pathetic and misguided attempt to be hip while entirely missing the point of whatever particular fetish, kink, or subculture to which they were trying to endear themselves. It would be full of things labelled as, say, alternaporn, but consisting entirely of tall, blonde, Playboy-model-type girlies with nary a short darkhaired Creepy Girl to be seen.

[bluegargantua]

Any preference on the manufacturer of your porn machine? I gotta think that while the Mac iPorn is very sexy, it's also gif after gif of Robert Palmer models.

Tom

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Shuttle. Compact, stylish, but kind of weird.

[bluegargantua]

And you can keep it right by (or under) your bed.

Handy!
Tom