I wish...

[bluegargantua]

...Dell shipped a machine with 200 gigs of meticulously organized porn striped to a three disk RAID....

*sigh*
Tom

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[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

-I prefer to store my porn on a vast array of machines attached to the Internet, and use Google Image search when I need to find something.

[bluegargantua]

Oh my dream machine uses Google Desktop to locate my specific daily preferences. And peer-to-peer storage like that tends to generate duplicates (or worse, invalid files) far too often. And many of those computers will charge for data transmission. By buying in bulk, up front, I can use economies of scale to get higher-quality porn, matching my specific tastes, for cheap.

Tom

[dbang.livejournal.com]

That works for you? I can never find exactly what I'm looking for.

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

-Well, occasionally I have to order in.