Best Conversation of the Weekend

[bluegargantua]

"So honey, if we ever get married and settle down and have kids, is it OK if they get baptized?"

"HELL NO!"

"Well, see, my mom's threatened to baptize them herself in the kitchen sink if we don't do it."

"...."

This is going to be an interesting visit home...
Tom

Comments

Reverend Ives to the rescue!

[brainiac69.livejournal.com]

if you need me to perform some religious hooey ceremony you just lemme know. I got your back, man.

I performed the marriage rites for some friends of mine a few months ago and that went fine...a baptism can't be any harder.

Re: Reverend Ives to the rescue!

[twwombat.livejournal.com]

Why can I hear you performing Marriage in 6 seconds:

"Do You?"
"Yep."
"Do You?"
"Sure."
"You is. Make out. We done."