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bluegargantua ([personal profile] bluegargantua) wrote2005-08-17 04:50 pm
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Adventures at the Airport

I'm a 6'6" guy wearing T-shirt and jean shorts.

Clearly, I've got tons of plastique strapped to my body.

I dunno, maybe I was the first rube of the day.

Anyway, they run the wand over me and it goes off at chest height.

"Do you have any..."
"Nipple piercing."
"ah, right then."

sheesh
Tom

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