"Sherman, set the WABAC Machine for 1972... and prepare yourself for a good deal of biting satire."

Well, that was absolutely nothing like what I was expecting from announcements that this movie was being made. I am stunned, to be honest; leave it to Tim and Johnny to take a cheezy 70's cult classic and somehow make it even worse. I am reminded of The Brady Bunch Movie in that soul-sobbing, childhood-mocking way. In the end, however, I must confess that I love all things Dark Shadows, so I will almost certainly see it - cheeze notwithstanding.