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bluegargantua) wrote2011-12-06 02:44 pm
bluegargantua) wrote2011-12-06 02:44 pm
Esprit de urinale
Hey,
So I'm standing at a urinal the other day, doing my thing, when a stranger pulls up to the spot next to me, gets his business underway and then says to me "You only rent, you never buy".
Friends -- I'm engaged in serious, meditative, business. Please, even if you're a friend of mine, don't chat with me at such a moment. And if you don't know me at all? Seriously.
Plus, really kinda the oldest bathroom one-liner ever.
But I give the socially appropriate "heh" and we finish up. He's done first, says, "have a good one" and leaves. It's like the guy doesn't have the first clue about how to use a public restroom.
However, later that night, I realize there was a super-appropriate come-back to his first remark which I shall now share with you here:
"You never buy, you're always renting."
"And the worst part is that you never get your security deposit back."
Your Welcome
Tom
So I'm standing at a urinal the other day, doing my thing, when a stranger pulls up to the spot next to me, gets his business underway and then says to me "You only rent, you never buy".
Friends -- I'm engaged in serious, meditative, business. Please, even if you're a friend of mine, don't chat with me at such a moment. And if you don't know me at all? Seriously.
Plus, really kinda the oldest bathroom one-liner ever.
But I give the socially appropriate "heh" and we finish up. He's done first, says, "have a good one" and leaves. It's like the guy doesn't have the first clue about how to use a public restroom.
However, later that night, I realize there was a super-appropriate come-back to his first remark which I shall now share with you here:
"You never buy, you're always renting."
"And the worst part is that you never get your security deposit back."
Your Welcome
Tom
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Oh man, that's even worse! Try ripping out a wet fart?
later
Tom