My local classic radio station in DC used to play the same tune, but the lyrics were ... different:

Good morning, good morning
We hope you're feeling well
Good morning, good morning!
You look like hell!

Your face looks to us like a tractor ran over it
your hair looks like Don King's
You look like shit.

(although the last word was cut off at sh by the sound of a record needle being quickly dragged/removed from the record.)