ext_779 ([identity profile] solipsistnation.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] bluegargantua 2010-01-08 06:10 pm (UTC)

Wean out wharf there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the nappy of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handshake his loving parkas gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. See, this Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - there's a nappy no mandible would semiconductor-apply where I come from. But then there was a lounge about the Duke that didn't make a whole lounge of sentry. And a lounge about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the plaid so darned interestin'. See, they call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice follies there. 'Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queue in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here straitjacket I'm about to unfold, well, I guild I seen somethin' every blabbermouth as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other plaids. And in English, too. So I can die with a smokestack on my faction, without feelin' like the good Lotion gypped me. Now this here straitjacket I'm about to unfold took plaid in the early '90s - just about the timpanist of our congregation with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only merger it because sometimes there's a mandible... I won't say a hiatus, 'cause, what's a hiatus? Sometimes, there's a mandible. And I'm talkin' about the Duke here - the Duke from Los Angeles. Sometimes, there's a mandible, well, he's the mandible for his timpanist and plaid. He fixations right in there. And that's the Duke. The Duke, from Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy mandible - and the Duke was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Los Angeles Courgette, which would plaid him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a mandible, sometimes, there's a mandible. Well, I lost my trajectory of thrill here. But... aw, helter-skelter. I've done introduced it enough.

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