A sad realization

[bluegargantua]

Hey,

I just realized what they'll carve on my tombstone:

"...IN MY PANTS!"

I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'm partial to the epitaph: "He died as he lived: ON IMPACT!", but I stole that from dinosaur comics so probably not. Maybe it could be: "He died as he lived: a slut". I could live (die?) with that.

I mean, ideally, my tombstone won't have that second date filled in and I'll have it hanging in my spaceship as a reminder of how dumb we all were back when we had meat bodies and now I just cart it around because accelerating it to near lightspeed while I ride the circuitry is just how I show off how awesomely powerful I am, but that's probably not going to happen.

later
Tom

Comments

[head58.livejournal.com]

Combine the two. "He lived as he died: IN HIS PANTS!"

[sectionchild.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to agree with Asciikitty: "YOU ARE NOT WELL" ;P

(funny though)

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

You do not have enough faith in technology!

http://io9.com/5283518/scientists-create-nanotech-memory-that-holds-data-for-a-billion-years