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bluegargantua) wrote2009-04-15 04:23 pm
bluegargantua) wrote2009-04-15 04:23 pm
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Three Little Indians
Hi,
It's a meme! Memio!
This one is Fuck, Marry, Kill. You're given three people by someone. You put down which one of them you'd Fuck, which one you'd Marry and which one you'd Kill.
I will be playing with the advanced variant that says:
1.) You don't get to Fuck the person you Marry (because then it's a two-fer).
2.) You only get to Fuck a person once, not regularly (because then you're Married).
If you ask nicely, I'll give you three names (hey, you can even specify gender if you want).
My three names:
1. Julia Roberts
2. Jennifer Beals
3. Uma Thurman
Kind of a tough call here. None of these people rise to the level of kill, but a meme's grim demands cannot go unanswered.
Fuck: Uma Thurman
This one's kind of a no-brainer. She's not someone I really want to deal with in a relationship sense, but she's hot and a good one-night stand would probably be a lot of fun. She was married to Gary Oldman and Ethan Hawke and for some reason that says "Demon in the sack" to me. But it also says "pcrazy" and she's really too "in-demand" to deal with the day-to-day of marriage.
Marry: Jennifer Beals
So sure, she was the star of Flashdance and I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers. But it also seems like she's got her career under control. She's got steady work, but she's not an A-list celebrity chasing the brass ring all the time. She does her job, doesn't let it go to her head. Seems like a person who's got it together.
Kill: Julia Roberts
And that leaves poor Ms. Roberts. But we don't come to this via simple process of elimination. You know how I like Jennifer because it seems like she's got some perspective? Yeah, I don't get that vibe with Julia. I'm not saying she's phony, I'm just saying that she's gone all in on the whole celebrity bag and that's not something I'm going to deal with on a married basis. Also, her current husband was married to someone else when they met and she was married to Lyle Lovett of all people and...yeah, it's just not working out. Plus, she was everyone's dream girl after Pretty Woman and the whole thing just turned me off. Again, it's probably not worth killing her over, but sometimes, someone's gotta die.
So there's my shallow judgments on people I don't even know. If you want to sit in godlike judgment, just ask.
later
Tom
It's a meme! Memio!
This one is Fuck, Marry, Kill. You're given three people by someone. You put down which one of them you'd Fuck, which one you'd Marry and which one you'd Kill.
I will be playing with the advanced variant that says:
1.) You don't get to Fuck the person you Marry (because then it's a two-fer).
2.) You only get to Fuck a person once, not regularly (because then you're Married).
If you ask nicely, I'll give you three names (hey, you can even specify gender if you want).
My three names:
1. Julia Roberts
2. Jennifer Beals
3. Uma Thurman
Kind of a tough call here. None of these people rise to the level of kill, but a meme's grim demands cannot go unanswered.
Fuck: Uma Thurman
This one's kind of a no-brainer. She's not someone I really want to deal with in a relationship sense, but she's hot and a good one-night stand would probably be a lot of fun. She was married to Gary Oldman and Ethan Hawke and for some reason that says "Demon in the sack" to me. But it also says "pcrazy" and she's really too "in-demand" to deal with the day-to-day of marriage.
Marry: Jennifer Beals
So sure, she was the star of Flashdance and I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers. But it also seems like she's got her career under control. She's got steady work, but she's not an A-list celebrity chasing the brass ring all the time. She does her job, doesn't let it go to her head. Seems like a person who's got it together.
Kill: Julia Roberts
And that leaves poor Ms. Roberts. But we don't come to this via simple process of elimination. You know how I like Jennifer because it seems like she's got some perspective? Yeah, I don't get that vibe with Julia. I'm not saying she's phony, I'm just saying that she's gone all in on the whole celebrity bag and that's not something I'm going to deal with on a married basis. Also, her current husband was married to someone else when they met and she was married to Lyle Lovett of all people and...yeah, it's just not working out. Plus, she was everyone's dream girl after Pretty Woman and the whole thing just turned me off. Again, it's probably not worth killing her over, but sometimes, someone's gotta die.
So there's my shallow judgments on people I don't even know. If you want to sit in godlike judgment, just ask.
later
Tom
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The Fresh Prince is Dead! Long Live the Fresh Prince!
Originally, I was gonna go with Vin Diesel over Mr. Smith, would that have been easier or harder?
later
Tom
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