Can't help you with the second button (I thought that was Mac anathema). But I've been waiting for the combination of OS X on 386 architecture for a long time ... got my MacBook this autumn, and one of the first things I did was to install Parallels, create two virtual machines, and install XP Pro on one and Ubuntu 6.06 on the other. So now I have all three operating systems that matter to me, running native on the same hardware, and almost all of my interoperabiity problems are solved. I can't see a good reason to go back to PC hardware, ever.

But even so, I'll never get a chance to dance in black silhouette against a primary color background, with white spaghetti dangling from my head.