This explains why my TWELVE YEAR OLD, who is just right now my height at 5'2", was studying Chinese in elementary school and is now kicking fat ass in middle school and could potentially explain why my two littler ones, even though right now are shorter than me, will grow up to be giant human beings, solve world problems, make buttloads of money and take good care of the mama that gave them good food when they were babies.

Wait, fuck that. I'm a lil' bitty left-handed genius myself. Genetics, man!