Paging Mr. Caprio!

[bluegargantua]

We need to go to Vegas.

We need to hit this restaraunt called the In-N-Out.

We need to order a 250x250.

We need to show these people who's boss.

It's like bucket burger!
Tom

Comments

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

MIGHTY FUCK!!!

[kadath.livejournal.com]

Doesn't have to be Vegas, but you might as well.

[bluegargantua]

I can't imagine the straining that must've happened about 48 hours later.

later
Tom

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

Stool softeners are your closest and most intimate friends.

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

Maybe I can convince the Kennedys to open up a branch of In-N-Out here on the Cape. :)

[bonisagus.livejournal.com]

Well now that they have wheeled away the crash cart because of the heart attack I just had looking at that....thing...and my gall bladder seized and I think all of my arteries hardened at the same time, all I can say is, "yuck," and I'm a beef lover...and a cheeseburger lover if I've ever seen one.

[bonisagus.livejournal.com]

If the name of the chain is true...then why would you need them? mmmm...like Sherman through Georgia.

Me, Too!

[msbutterpecan.livejournal.com]

Sooooooooooo yuk.

[allegedly.livejournal.com]

Heh. There was an In-N-Out in LA (no "the"). Those burgers are like crack, man. Like crack. I miss 'em (but my thighs do not.)

[oldest-song.livejournal.com]

After reading that article, I caught on fire. ON. FIRE. Spontaneous vegetarian combustion. It was a sympathetic grease fire.

By all the meaty gods, WHY?

[mpgalvin.livejournal.com]

OH YUCK.
i mean goddamn, man. where's the NSFHC tag? it looked so greasy i can see through my monitor now.

[cathijosephine.livejournal.com]

In-N-Out burgers are the best! Those guys made it sound gross, but truly the burger is sublime.

[bluegargantua]

Mikey and I are like Ulysses and Prometheus. We spit in the faces of the meaty gods and dare them to do their worst. Though it may result in our friends being turned to swine or our livers pecked out for an eternity, we shall be heroes of the first order.

"Many Bothan cows died to bring you this burger..."
Tom

[katatonic-state.livejournal.com]

Though it may result in our friends being turned to swine or our livers pecked out for an eternity

Huh. And I thought it would just mean that we'd have a couple of funerals to attend sooner rather than later.

"Why do I smell oily cheese? Shouldn't he smell like embalming fluid?"

[katatonic-state.livejournal.com]

Girl Scount Thin Mint cookies are also sublime. However, if I sat down and tried to plow through, say, 10 boxes of 'em at one time and make y'all watch, I think at some point, you'd all agree that the cookies (and I) are gross.

[cathijosephine.livejournal.com]

No, no. I really couldn't blame that on the cookies.