Given that you haven't a pilot's license, I think you stand a better chance of fabricating the effect of a zeppelin that actually having one.
1) Build the cabin in pieces (or buy a double-wide and redecorate the interior to zeppelin-inspired taste)
2) sew a zeppelin-shaped bldder, mount it to the cabin on site and fill it with many helium baloons.
3) Tether it to your tower and pray to all that is holy that the tether holds.
Admittedly, if you were to go the serious route (as in, get a PPL, buy a zeppelin, and fly it to Burning Man with your boarding tower stowed beneath the cabin), I would pray to you as a deity.
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1) Build the cabin in pieces (or buy a double-wide and redecorate the interior to zeppelin-inspired taste)
2) sew a zeppelin-shaped bldder, mount it to the cabin on site and fill it with many helium baloons.
3) Tether it to your tower and pray to all that is holy that the tether holds.
Admittedly, if you were to go the serious route (as in, get a PPL, buy a zeppelin, and fly it to Burning Man with your boarding tower stowed beneath the cabin), I would pray to you as a deity.