Life's Little Victories

Hi,

Went out to the vending machine to get a little treat.

Put in my dollar and selected the Twix.

*whirr-whirr-whirr* stop.

The Twix still hangs perilously in the rack.

"Tarnation! Denied my chocolate-caramel wrapped cookie treat!"

*bang!*

*ka-thunk!*

"Huzzah! My pugilistic assault has dislodged the desired confectionery!"

*ka-thunk!*

"What ho! A second Twix bar has fallen from the rack! I am doubled in candy riches!"

Capital!
Tom

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