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Hey,

An article that everyone should read, because there are a lot of sexy, sexy fish in the sea.

later
Tom
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Hey,

What do I want to be when I grow up?

These guys:



awwww yeah
Tom
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Hey,

So...an NPR parody video. Ira Glass's sex tape (technically NSFW but only in an NPR way).





I'm highly amused...and I have a new fetish
Tom

p.s. Actually kind of an old fetish. I've always thought Terry Gross and Lakshmi Singh were hot.
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hey,

So...an NPR parody video. Ira Glass's sex tape (technically NSFW but only in an NPR way).





I'm highly amused...and I have a new fetish
Tom

p.s. Actually kind of an old fetish. I've always thought Terry Gross and Lakshmi Singh were hot.
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Here's a safer sex PSA from France that really speaks to me...

borderline NSFW, but totally awesome )

I have developed a new fetish...
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Here's a safer sex PSA from France that really speaks to me...

borderline NSFW, but totally awesome )

I have developed a new fetish...
Tom
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Sans Vietnam and all the assissinations, you were the best decade ever!





later
Tom
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Sans Vietnam and all the assissinations, you were the best decade ever!





later
Tom
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Hi,

Tonight I invented a new word...

it's a bit naughty )

Another post-coital production
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

Tonight I invented a new word...

it's a bit naughty )

Another post-coital production
Tom
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Hey,

So it's gay season for my OKC profile. Gay guys checking it out, sending me messages, that sort of thing (it actually does seem to have a bit of cyclic flow from gay guys to bi/het women).

I've already gently turned down a very cute guy who was all of 21. "My wife would point and laugh", I said. Which is true, but also...21, cripes, why am I on this stage? why are those old ladies telling me I'm gonna be King of Scotland?

The one I got today is from someone closer to my own age and I feel compelled to post it here:

"I think we should have sex. The prospect of climbing your very tall frame excites me."

I can't fault the man for being upfront about what he wants. He certainly gets a polite response. Unless his profile is stellar though, I'm spreading myself too thin to do more than a one-off and those happen in particular circumstances which OKC does not qualify for.

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hey,

So it's gay season for my OKC profile. Gay guys checking it out, sending me messages, that sort of thing (it actually does seem to have a bit of cyclic flow from gay guys to bi/het women).

I've already gently turned down a very cute guy who was all of 21. "My wife would point and laugh", I said. Which is true, but also...21, cripes, why am I on this stage? why are those old ladies telling me I'm gonna be King of Scotland?

The one I got today is from someone closer to my own age and I feel compelled to post it here:

"I think we should have sex. The prospect of climbing your very tall frame excites me."

I can't fault the man for being upfront about what he wants. He certainly gets a polite response. Unless his profile is stellar though, I'm spreading myself too thin to do more than a one-off and those happen in particular circumstances which OKC does not qualify for.

later
Tom
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Hi,

It's all about rigorous controls...

slightly NSFW video involving puppet sex )

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

It's all about rigorous controls...

slightly NSFW video involving puppet sex )

later
Tom
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Hi,

So, fast-food restaurants often have large, industrial sinks for washing equipment. They're not generally used to wash people...generally.

The Colonel's secret recipe? Hot chicks. (Moderately NSFW).

I'm more of a Wendy's fan myself, and the effort to construct the set and staff it (at least one red-head required), is gonna make this one pricey, but mmmm...inappropriate bathing scene.

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (It's Good to be the King)
Hi,

So, fast-food restaurants often have large, industrial sinks for washing equipment. They're not generally used to wash people...generally.

The Colonel's secret recipe? Hot chicks. (Moderately NSFW).

I'm more of a Wendy's fan myself, and the effort to construct the set and staff it (at least one red-head required), is gonna make this one pricey, but mmmm...inappropriate bathing scene.

later
Tom
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Hi,

So over the weekend, I discovered I have a new crush:

She's the dreamiest! (NSFW!) )

So yeah, new crush. Hooray!

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

So over the weekend, I discovered I have a new crush:

She's the dreamiest! (NSFW!) )

So yeah, new crush. Hooray!

later
Tom

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