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Hi,

I'm sorry, this won't make any sense at all and it doesn't *quite* scan right, but, well, you're reading my LJ so I guess you get what you deserve:



They say our solar system is centered 'round the sun,
Nine planets, large and small, parading by.
But somewhere out in space,
There's another shining face
That you might see some night up in the sky..

Interplanet Jesus, he's a galaxy god,
A resurrected savior. from a future world,
He travels on his rocket crucifix machine
And there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen.

He's been to the Sun, it's a lot of fun,
It's a hot-spot, It's a gas!
Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass. It's a star, it's a star! So Jesus got an autograph!

Mercury was near the Sun so Jesus stopped by,
But the mercury on Mercury was much too high, so
Jesus split for Venus but on Venus he found
He couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around.
Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting,
So Jesus thought he'd give it a go.
But the creatures on that planet were so very rude to Jesus,
He ascended and just left 'em below.

It's a bird, it's a plane! Why, he must be King of the Jews! but it was:
Interplanet Jesus, he's a galaxy god,
A resurrected savior. from a future world,
he travels on his rocket crucifix machine
And there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen.

Mars is red and Jupiter's big
And Saturn shows off its rings.
Uranus is built on a funny tilt
And Neptune is its twin,
And Pluto, little Pluto, is just a chunk of rock these days

They say our solar system is not alone in space.
The Universe has endless mystery.
Some future astronaut
May find out that what he'd thought
Was a shooting star instead turned out to be...

Interplanet Jesus, he's a galaxy god,
A resurrected savior. from a future world,
He travels on his rocket crucifix machine
And there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen.



later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

I'm sorry, this won't make any sense at all and it doesn't *quite* scan right, but, well, you're reading my LJ so I guess you get what you deserve:



They say our solar system is centered 'round the sun,
Nine planets, large and small, parading by.
But somewhere out in space,
There's another shining face
That you might see some night up in the sky..

Interplanet Jesus, he's a galaxy god,
A resurrected savior. from a future world,
He travels on his rocket crucifix machine
And there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen.

He's been to the Sun, it's a lot of fun,
It's a hot-spot, It's a gas!
Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass. It's a star, it's a star! So Jesus got an autograph!

Mercury was near the Sun so Jesus stopped by,
But the mercury on Mercury was much too high, so
Jesus split for Venus but on Venus he found
He couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around.
Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting,
So Jesus thought he'd give it a go.
But the creatures on that planet were so very rude to Jesus,
He ascended and just left 'em below.

It's a bird, it's a plane! Why, he must be King of the Jews! but it was:
Interplanet Jesus, he's a galaxy god,
A resurrected savior. from a future world,
he travels on his rocket crucifix machine
And there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen.

Mars is red and Jupiter's big
And Saturn shows off its rings.
Uranus is built on a funny tilt
And Neptune is its twin,
And Pluto, little Pluto, is just a chunk of rock these days

They say our solar system is not alone in space.
The Universe has endless mystery.
Some future astronaut
May find out that what he'd thought
Was a shooting star instead turned out to be...

Interplanet Jesus, he's a galaxy god,
A resurrected savior. from a future world,
He travels on his rocket crucifix machine
And there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen.



later
Tom
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Hi,

[All videos are...work-safe-ish...but do you really want your co-workers asking you pointed questions?]

So [livejournal.com profile] oldest_song posted this video of a bunch of cosplayers in Japan. They do this spontaneous, flash-mob street dance, but as soon as Johnny Law strolls by, they flee into the night like a flock startled birds.

By contrast, this woman is totally hardcore. The cops would have to run her over with a Taser Truck before she'd give up. Fight the power, baby!

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

[All videos are...work-safe-ish...but do you really want your co-workers asking you pointed questions?]

So [livejournal.com profile] oldest_song posted this video of a bunch of cosplayers in Japan. They do this spontaneous, flash-mob street dance, but as soon as Johnny Law strolls by, they flee into the night like a flock startled birds.

By contrast, this woman is totally hardcore. The cops would have to run her over with a Taser Truck before she'd give up. Fight the power, baby!

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
This is delicious!

This...is CAKETOWN!

Maybe what I really want to play next is a hard-driving, action-packed, high-testosterone fantasy adventure game that's completely PG...and set in Candyland. :)

heh
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
This is delicious!

This...is CAKETOWN!

Maybe what I really want to play next is a hard-driving, action-packed, high-testosterone fantasy adventure game that's completely PG...and set in Candyland. :)

heh
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Heh,

So on my desk I've got the O'Reilly Actionscript 3.0 Cookbook -- chock full of helpful code snippets to use when you're working with AS3. Like all O'Reilly books, it's generally a pretty useful reference work.

A co-worker was momentarily confused for a moment and thought that I had the latest version of the Anarchist's Cookbook.

Of course, the Coolest Thing Evar would be: The O'Reilly Anarchist Cookbook.

The colophon alone would be worth the price
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Heh,

So on my desk I've got the O'Reilly Actionscript 3.0 Cookbook -- chock full of helpful code snippets to use when you're working with AS3. Like all O'Reilly books, it's generally a pretty useful reference work.

A co-worker was momentarily confused for a moment and thought that I had the latest version of the Anarchist's Cookbook.

Of course, the Coolest Thing Evar would be: The O'Reilly Anarchist Cookbook.

The colophon alone would be worth the price
Tom

New Rule

Jan. 19th, 2007 08:24 am
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

This is a new rule for the English language:

The word "capitalize" (and all its conjugations) must always be Capitalized.

Because it's right and just, that's why
Tom

New Rule

Jan. 19th, 2007 08:24 am
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

This is a new rule for the English language:

The word "capitalize" (and all its conjugations) must always be Capitalized.

Because it's right and just, that's why
Tom

ow

Jan. 8th, 2007 10:55 pm
bluegargantua: (Default)
Okay!

I can stop accidentally injuring myself any time now.

grrr
Tom

ow

Jan. 8th, 2007 10:55 pm
bluegargantua: (Default)
Okay!

I can stop accidentally injuring myself any time now.

grrr
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
"I'm sorry honey, but in this community I have responsibilities".

Tis a heavy burden I bear...
Tom

p.s. Apparently Dark Carnival Games has rolled one too many d30s. Their website is gone.
bluegargantua: (Default)
"I'm sorry honey, but in this community I have responsibilities".

Tis a heavy burden I bear...
Tom

p.s. Apparently Dark Carnival Games has rolled one too many d30s. Their website is gone.
bluegargantua: (Default)
"This is the song we sing during the chase scene.
The chase scene with Rocky and Ken.
HE TRIED TO KILL HIM WITH A FORKLIFT!"

Happy Forklift Day!
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
"This is the song we sing during the chase scene.
The chase scene with Rocky and Ken.
HE TRIED TO KILL HIM WITH A FORKLIFT!"

Happy Forklift Day!
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
For Sale

One fiance for sale!
One fiance for sale!
One maddening and wiseass fiance for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn't there, isn't there, isn't there any
One kid who will buy this old fiance for sale,
This maddening and wiseass fiance for sale?

"We could give the cat a little computer hat to raise its intelligence so it knows why it can't sleep on the bed. Alternatively, we could shave the cat! Lather her all up and then *schwoop*! Naked cat!"
Tom

p.s. If it's not obvious, I'm the fiance up for sale....
bluegargantua: (Default)
For Sale

One fiance for sale!
One fiance for sale!
One maddening and wiseass fiance for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn't there, isn't there, isn't there any
One kid who will buy this old fiance for sale,
This maddening and wiseass fiance for sale?

"We could give the cat a little computer hat to raise its intelligence so it knows why it can't sleep on the bed. Alternatively, we could shave the cat! Lather her all up and then *schwoop*! Naked cat!"
Tom

p.s. If it's not obvious, I'm the fiance up for sale....

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